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		<description><![CDATA[I BURGLE BOOKS ON PARK AVENUE I MEET THE FINDER Part One It&#8217;s 1961 and you have to work hard for your information. There is no Amazon or Google Books to get you every book or record in the world, no Internet to give you instant free access to absolutely everything. Instead, there is Saul [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p align="center"><font color="#cccccc">I BURGLE BOOKS ON PARK AVENUE<br />
I MEET THE FINDER<br />
Part One</font></p>
<p class="p1"><font color="#cccccc"><span class="Apple-tab-span">	</span>It&#8217;s 1961 and you have to work hard for your information. There is no Amazon or Google Books to get you every book or record in the world, no Internet to give you instant free access to absolutely everything.<span class="Apple-converted-space"> </span></font></p>
<p class="p1"><font color="#cccccc"><span class="Apple-tab-span">	</span>Instead, there is Saul Gross.<span class="Apple-converted-space"> </span></font></p>
<p class="p1"><font color="#cccccc"><span class="Apple-tab-span">	</span>In his tiny ad, which runs in the New York Times Sunday Book Review, Saul describes himself<span class="Apple-converted-space">  </span>as a &#8220;finder of the out-of-print and the esoteric.&#8221; He has thousands of books and records piled floor to ten foot ceiling in every room of his eight-room rent-controlled apartment on 108th. and Broadway. His clientele is scholars, writers,<span class="Apple-converted-space">  </span>collectors and fans avid for an obscure volume, photo or record album. He has letters of inquiry on his kitchen table&#8211;postmarks from all over the world. The phone rings with exotic requests at all hours. &#8220;Gimme a minute,&#8221; Saul tells the caller. He knows the collected works and discographies of every writer and musician who ever existed and where to get what he doesn&#8217;t have. &#8220;Gimme a few days,&#8221; he says. Sometimes even: &#8220;Gimme a coupla weeks&#8230;&#8221;<span class="Apple-converted-space">  </span>But he always tracks down &#8220;the item.&#8221;<span class="Apple-converted-space"> </span></font></p>
<p class="p1"><font color="#cccccc"><span class="Apple-tab-span">	</span>Saul gets his inventory from estate sales, bankrupt bookstores, library liquidations and fraud. He makes deals with other &#8220;finders,&#8221; splitting the small profits. He pays Gerald, an old palsied lush, five dollars a day to sit on the corner of Broadway and 79th. with a sign: &#8220;Please donate old books and records to the Veterans Administration Library.&#8221; He is a familiar face on<span class="Apple-converted-space">  </span>Park Avenue every Tuesday when the rich dump clothes, furniture, anything they don&#8217;t want, on the street. People bring him their old books, paintings, photos. He puts them in a canvas bag, which he slings over his shoulder like an itinerant peddler and carries across the park.</font></p>
<p class="p1"><font color="#cccccc"><span class="Apple-tab-span">	</span>Saul is a tiny man with laborer&#8217;s scarred hands and a huge head of frizzy gray hair. He rents cots in his book-filled rooms to elderly housekeepers who don&#8217;t want to take the subway to the Bronx late at night. A weary, stick-thin black woman named Bernice earns her board by<span class="Apple-converted-space">  </span>cooking short ribs, greens, Kraft macaroni and cheese and wedges of cornbread, which Saul sells to the ladies for<span class="Apple-converted-space">  </span>two dollars a plate. <span class="Apple-converted-space"> </span></font></p>
<p class="p1"><font color="#cccccc"><span class="Apple-tab-span">	</span>When Saul can&#8217;t find, buy, chisel or trade an item he steals it. My handball partner, Benny, works for him, lifting rare salsa albums and .45&#8242;s from<span class="Apple-converted-space">  </span>second hand record shops.<span class="Apple-converted-space">  </span>One night Benny brings me uptown. &#8220;Saul says I don&#8217;t look intellectual enough to boost<span class="Apple-converted-space">  </span>books,&#8221; he says.<span class="Apple-converted-space"> </span></font></p>
<p class="p1"><font color="#cccccc"><span class="Apple-tab-span">	</span>Saul checks me out and<span class="Apple-converted-space">  </span>pats Benny on the shoulder. &#8220;Well done, Benny. &#8220;</font></p>
<p class="p1"><font color="#cccccc"><span class="Apple-tab-span">	</span>Bernice gives me a plate of fried chicken and homemade potato salad.</font></p>
<p class="p1"><font color="#cccccc"><span class="Apple-tab-span">	</span>&#8220;You steal for fun or profit?&#8221; he asks.</font></p>
<p class="p1"><font color="#cccccc"><span class="Apple-tab-span">	</span>&#8220;Fun, so far,&#8221; I say.</font></p>
<p class="p1"><font color="#cccccc"><span class="Apple-tab-span">	</span> &#8220;Stay outta the Eighth Street and<span class="Apple-converted-space">  </span>Schulte&#8217;s. They&#8217;re onto you kids and they&#8217;ll get suspicious if you keep coming in.&#8221;</font></p>
<p class="p1"><font color="#cccccc"><span class="Apple-tab-span">	</span>I get a chill because those are the two bookstores I&#8217;ve been plundering.<span class="Apple-converted-space"> </span></font></p>
<p class="p1"><font color="#cccccc"><span class="Apple-tab-span">	</span>&#8220;Go into the chains, Brentano&#8217;s,<span class="Apple-converted-space">  </span>Doubleday&#8217;s,&#8221; Saul says. &#8220;The clerks don&#8217;t give a crap&#8230;&#8221;</font></p>
<p class="p1"><font color="#cccccc"><span class="Apple-tab-span">	</span>He watches me eat. &#8220;Good chicken, huh? Better than that boiled rooster your <em>bubbe</em> gives you every Friday night&#8230;You wanna make a quick buck?&#8221;</font></p>
<p class="p1"><font color="#cccccc"><span class="Apple-tab-span">	</span>The phone rings. Saul let&#8217;s it go on for a while, then answers curtly. &#8220;The Country of the Pointed Firs by Sarah Orne Jewett&#8221;? he says . &#8220;Pretty rare. I&#8217;ll make some calls.&#8221; And hangs up with a triumphant look. &#8220;Needs this for his thesis. He&#8217;ll pay through the nose.&#8221;</font></p>
<p class="p1"><font color="#cccccc"><span class="Apple-tab-span">	</span>He scurries through a maze of books, into a room where<span class="Apple-converted-space">  </span>where a large black woman snores peacefully. He bumps the cot&#8211; &#8220;Get up, Ruth&#8211;&#8221; and goes unerringly to a pile just over her head. &#8220;Gimme a hand, &#8221; he says.<span class="Apple-converted-space">  </span>Ruth and I hold the pile steady while he prises the book out of the middle. He waits an hour and calls back. &#8220;I can get it for you for thirty dollars plus postage.&#8221;<span class="Apple-converted-space"> </span></font></p>
<p class="p1"><font color="#cccccc"><span class="Apple-converted-space"> <span class="Apple-tab-span">	</span></span>He hangs up and calls: &#8220;Hey Dale&#8221;</font></p>
<p class="p1"><font color="#cccccc"><span class="Apple-tab-span">	</span>A wan, blonde man appears out of the stacks.<span class="Apple-converted-space"> </span></font></p>
<p class="p1"><font color="#cccccc"><span class="Apple-tab-span">	</span>&#8220;Think he&#8217;ll blend in?&#8221; Saul asks.</font></p>
<p class="p1"><font color="#cccccc"><span class="Apple-tab-span">	</span>Dale wrinkles his nose like a rabbit. &#8220;How should I know?&#8221; he says, peevishly.</font></p>
<p class="p1"><font color="#cccccc"><span class="Apple-tab-span">	</span>Two days later I&#8217;m in the reading room of the Forty-second Street Library.<span class="Apple-converted-space">  </span>Dale walks through. That&#8217;s my signal. I<span class="Apple-converted-space">  </span>go to the third floor bathroom. There&#8217;s the usual public toilet population of pervs at the urinals and homeless guys washing their socks in the sink. I go to the last stall as instructed. A moment later Dale squeezes in, breathless, carrying a copy of the <em>Times.</em></font></p>
<p class="p1"><font color="#cccccc"><em><span class="Apple-tab-span">	</span>&#8220;</em>Turn your feet around so people think you&#8217;re sitting for gosh sake,&#8221; he whispers.<span class="Apple-converted-space"> </span></font></p>
<p class="p1"><font color="#cccccc"><span class="Apple-tab-span">	</span>He climbs onto the seat so his feet won&#8217;t be visible and pulls my shirt out of my pants &#8220;Take it off, hurry up,&#8221; he whispers. &#8220;Bend down a little, you&#8217;re too tall&#8230;&#8221;</font></p>
<p class="p1"><font color="#cccccc"><span class="Apple-tab-span">	</span>He takes a watercolor of a dead fish out from between the pages of the <em>Times</em> and tapes it to my back.<span class="Apple-converted-space"> </span></font></p>
<p class="p1"><font color="#cccccc"><span class="Apple-tab-span">	</span>&#8220;Why do you want to steal this?&#8221; I ask.</font></p>
<p class="p1"><font color="#cccccc"><span class="Apple-tab-span">	</span>&#8220;I think it&#8217;s called money,&#8221; Dale says.<span class="Apple-converted-space">  </span>He smoothes the painting against my back. &#8220;Careful putting your shirt back on. This thing is worth three hundred bucks&#8221;<span class="Apple-converted-space"> </span></font></p>
<p class="p1"><font color="#cccccc"><span class="Apple-tab-span">	</span>&#8220;Why couldn&#8217;t you just take it?&#8221; I ask.</font></p>
<p class="p1"><font color="#cccccc"><span class="Apple-tab-span">	</span>&#8220;They watch the employees like hawks,&#8221; he whispers. &#8220;They know we hate them.&#8221;</font></p>
<p class="p1"><font color="#cccccc"><span class="Apple-tab-span">	</span>He hands me the <em>Times. &#8220;</em>The guards like to check something&#8230;&#8221; Pushes me. &#8220;Go&#8230;And for gosh sake don&#8217;t look so guilty&#8230;&#8221;</font></p>
<p class="p1"><font color="#cccccc"><span class="Apple-tab-span">	</span>The pervs smirk as I step out of the stall. On the main floor two guards are standing by the revolving door. Three hundred bucks, I&#8217;m thinking. This is a big deal. This is jail time. My heart pounds. Sweat prickles on my forehead. Calm down, I tell myself. Calm down or they&#8217;ll get suspicious.<span class="Apple-converted-space"> </span></font></p>
<p class="p1"><font color="#cccccc"><span class="Apple-tab-span">	</span>They hardly look at me and I&#8217;m out and down the steps so fast I&#8217;m still scared when I get on the subway.</font></p>
<p class="p1"><font color="#cccccc"><span class="Apple-tab-span">	</span>Saul welcomes me like the prodigal son. Bernice brings me a chicken salad sandwich, swimming in Miracle Whip with flecks of pear and relish.</font></p>
<p class="p1"><font color="#cccccc"><span class="Apple-tab-span">	</span>Saul shows me the watercolor.<span class="Apple-converted-space">  </span>&#8220;This is how they observed Nature in the civilized days,&#8221; he says. &#8220;It comes from a book of watercolors made in the 17th. Century. Dale&#8217;s removes each page with a razor so careful they can&#8217;t even tell it&#8217;s gone. We&#8217;ll have the whole book before they know it.&#8221; He puts his hand over the phone so I can&#8217;t see the number he&#8217;s dialing and is soon bargaining with a buyer. Later, he gives me a ten dollar bill. &#8220;You did good.&#8221;</font></p>
<p class="p1"><font color="#cccccc"><span class="Apple-tab-span">	</span>&#8220;I don&#8217;t feel right stealing from a library,&#8221; I say.</font></p>
<p class="p1"><font color="#cccccc"><span class="Apple-tab-span">	</span>&#8220;What are you, a worrier?&#8221; Saul says. &#8220;Ever hear of Jelly Roll Morton?&#8221;</font></p>
<p class="p1"><font color="#cccccc"><span class="Apple-tab-span">	</span>&#8220;Sure&#8230;&#8221;</font></p>
<p class="p1"><font color="#cccccc"><span class="Apple-tab-span">	</span>&#8220;I got a guy who&#8217;ll pay anything for a record he made in Richmond, Indiana. It&#8217;s in the jazz section of the Brooklyn Public&#8230;What do you wanna bet it&#8217;s got a coat of dust this thick &#8217;cause nobody ever listens to it&#8230;?&#8221;</font></p>
<p class="p2">&nbsp;</p>
<p class="p1"><font color="#cccccc">NEXT: I MAKE A BIG HAUL IN A FANCY BROWNSTONE</font></p>
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